Virtual Sales Associates poised to harass interactively

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Thanks to a beautiful marriage between digital signage company Fastrak and interactive voice response specialist Message Technologies Inc, consumers will soon be able to converse with in-store talking heads who will provide product information along with what we can only assume will be subliminal messages to max out your credit cards. These so-called Virtual Sales Associates will be positioned near particular items of interest (“Steve recommends you only buy iPod-brand MP3 players: always look for the apple!”), and are said to be capable of holding limited “natural language” conversations about said product. To include window-shoppers in their diabolical advertising schemes, retailers can also mount a VSA behind the glass and offer browsers a phone number for chatting up the salesbot. This is good news indeed for retailers like Best Buy, who will soon be able to not only automate the process of providing customers with fake pricing information, but also begin planting the seeds of those rip-off warranties even earlier in the sales pitch.

 

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Philips’ Active Crystals range features Swarovski, who else

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Standing in stark contrast to their “sense and simplicity” corporate slogan, we bring you the full line-up of Philips’ Swarovski gear mentioned earlier. Available in August, the latest crystal-laden kit takes “technology to a fashionable new level for women.” Perfect for little girls who grew up in a generation of Hello Kitty body fat meters and breath testers. Now go check the prices after the break sweetie. Better yet, have your oily man-servant do it, that’s why you pay him.

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The Voiss mini Pocket Messenger: for Bluetooth putzing around the home

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Here ya go media streamin’ fans, the Voiis mini Pocket Messenger Phone. The class 1 Bluetooth device allows you to interact with Skype and MSN Messenger calls as well as iTunes and Windows Media Player music within a 100-meter (max) radius of the included base station. It packs a built-in mic as you’d expect as well as what appears to be a standard mini-jack to connect your choice of headphones. The battery should last for 6-hours or 72-hours on standby. Available June 12th in Japan for an expected ¥15,900 or $130. Click-on for a few more pics.

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Leopard does / does not use ZFS, part III: it does! (kinda)

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Hopefully this is the last time we’ll be forced to post on this topic, but we’re not holding our breath: now InformationWeek — which quoted an Apple executive this morning stating the polar opposite — is reporting that Sun’s ZFS file system IS in fact included in Leopard, albeit with a number of huge caveats. According to a company spokesperson seeking to clear up Brian Croll’s “misstatement,” while HFS+ continues to be the primary system used in OS X, ZFS has been coded in as a latent, “read-only option available from the command line.” An IW reader claims to have accessed the system through Disk Utility’s Erase menu, and states that “ZFS is only available on non-boot drives on Sun systems, so this is also the case for Leopard” — seemingly reinforcing Croll’s later assertion that Apple is really only “exploring it as a file system option for high-end storage systems with really large storage.” So there you have it: Sun’s Jonathan Schwartz wasn’t pulling our leg after all, even if ZFS fanboys won’t be pleased with the (presumably) final word on this.

 

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