At just 65kg the Insanity 749 may look like a kiddie-sized incarnation of a beasty road hog but don’t be fooled, it will take a sumo-sized load of 165kg, or three-and-a-half Victoria Beckhams. We’re still trying to picture that sight, ourselves.

We wouldn’t recommend zipping around the M25 on this mini-moto, but a quick jaunt to the shops will have the neighbours peeking through the curtains with the utmost envy.

The snazzy red-and-white pocket-rocket is manufactured by German company Boehm Innovation – who oddly enough are better known for a range of golf tools – and is available for £849.

See exactly how it measures up in our video clip!